My current situation describes the latter. Sometimes it’s an accident and you have to roll with it, and sometimes it’s completely voluntary. Okay, not ALL girls do this, and certainly not all of the time. No time to wash face? Too LAZY to wash face? No problem! Re-apply new makeup OVER yesterday’s crusty makeup. No time to shower? Wash off armpits and apply a thick layer of perfume all over body. We can go four days without washing hair and validate it by using dry shampoo. We go extended periods of time without washing our hair. Typically we don’t learn our lesson, and this will happen about seven more times. Then we forget underwear is in sink and subsequently horrify a visitor that goes to wash their hands. We will then leave said underwear in sink whilst going about our day. And then we’ll rinse out our underwear in the sink. There are just too many period-related truths about girls, and this particular one simply can’t be left out. Gross, or just another way to conserve water? You be the judge. Extra gross points for those who go the whole day like this due to being busy/in class/working. We’ve been forced to use rolled-up toilet paper upon discovering that our period just started. And here’s our logic: I didn’t sweat today, so there’s no need to wear a different bra tomorrow. We’ve worn the same bra for…an undetermined, yet very very long amount of time. If I have a booger and no tissues, I’m not going to wait until I can find a tissue - that’s just weird. Lots of times it’ll happen while driving. We pick our noses too.Īnd regularly, I might add. Too lazy to shave our armpits? Shirt with sleeves it is. If we’re wearing pants we probably didn’t shave last night. *Checks stomach in mirror to see how much flatter it got* 2. Considering females fall under the category of “everybody,” this constitutes that we - yes, we - poop. Let’s start out with the obvious: EVERYBODY POOPS. That perfection is about to be seriously compromised. Guys: You might not want to read this if you have a girl in your life that you view as perfect. Girls: I’m sorry for exposing our truths to the world, but it needs to be done. Well - excuse me, but hahaha - that couldn’t be farther from the truth. Girls are supposed to be feminine, dainty, clean, fresh and put-together all of the time.
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